Somebody forwarded an email to me a little while ago... was a real laugh! So decided to share it here along with my comments in blue. Enjoy these 'Marriage Facts by Kids!" :D
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
Yeah right! You wish!
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
LOL @ "stuck with"! Btw, how do you know this at 10, kid?
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
Eh? What was that?
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
Ha ha ha ha ha! And we have another Sherlock Holmes between us! :D
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
Well, nobody ever expected them to be mirror images really... one being from Mars and the other from Venus...
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
Like REALLY long enough, you mean? ;)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
Ahh! Bull's eye!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
Ahem! Talking straight works better, you know... but of course, if you are the 'Drama Queen' type... or 'King' in his case...
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
Ha ha ha! Don't worry kid... someone will give you the correct facts very soon now! :)
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
=)) =)) 'Right thing!' =)) =)) Don't worry, for you too will be corrupted (like Curt above) soon enough!
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
Love you girl! The best answer in the entire quiz, according to me! Muuaahhhhh!
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
He he he! So practical...
And The #1 Response Was... (#1 from the bottom!)
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
Tch! Tch! This quiz must have been made up by some male! When it comes to relationships... these poor souls seem to have all their facts screwed up!
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